Brrring, Brrring – Hey Aliant, It’s for you; the modern world is calling!
Nov 25th, 2008 Posted in Idle thoughts | 2 Comments »Okay, I promised myself I’d keep the snark to a minimum but I’ve just got to get this off my chest and into cyberspace.
In our ongoing quest to lower our communications bill, Michael (that would be my husband Mike Hawkins, whose cooking talents are on display over at www.foodfunk.ca) figured out if we changed our Aliant business account into a residential account and then bundled that with our cell phones, we would save money.
Fabulous.
And then he called Aliant. A quite delightful person on the other end of the line then explained to him that in exchange for helping us – their valued customers – save some money, they would have to do the following:
1. Change our phone number.
Our old number that we have given out to God knows how many people over the past decade is registered for use as a business account. It would not be going with us in the move to residential services.
2. Not tell anyone that our number had changed.
Aliant business services and Aliant residential services do not talk to each other. They may smile occasionally as they pass each other in the hall, but these two branches of my communications provider do not and will not communicate with each other.
As the nice voice in the call centre told me when I called back to clarify some things, Aliant would not put an automated message on our number to inform people our number had changed because we were switching from business services to residential services. Instead our number has just disappeared – poof – into the telecommunications ether. Anyone calling us at our old number will be told: “The number you have reached is not in service. Please check the number and dial again.”
3. The change is immediate.
Well, at least Aliant delivers prompt service.
One small, final observation. I was connected to the residential services call centre to confirm the listing in the directory. Michael and I have different last names and I wanted it listed for both of us, so people could find either of us when they followed the above instruction and “checked the number.”
To add a second directory listing for the same phone number costs $1.49 or something to that effect – a month. Now, it’s a small fee – less than $20/year, but why do I have to pay a monthly fee to have my name and Michael’s listed in the directory? Is my name taking up that much space in Bell Canada’s digital archives? Am I eating up megabytes on www.canada411.com?
Considering the variety of living arrangements out there – married women who retain their family name, common law couples, blended families, gay and lesbian couples and platonic room mates – I’d expect a significant portion of Canadians with phone numbers have more than one last name using that number.
Why not waive the fee as a nice piece of customer service? Or at the very least, charge it once rather than add it to my monthly bill.
Not sure if the fault for all this lies with Aliant or with some antiquated CRTC regulation.
Either way, the Canadian communications dinosaur continues to lumber along…
