Small talk

“This is perfect,” said Alexandra.

“Hmmmm….” I responded, lazily glancing off at nothing in particular.

“Do you like squirrels?” she asked.

“Squirrels? Sure, I like squirrels.”

“I like bears more.”

“You do? Why do you like bears?”

“Well, because they are nice like baby bears.”

“Oh. Okay.”

Alexandra looks to the right and points into the woods behind our house.

“The bears are in there.”

“They are?”

“Yes, they are for you. Mommy and Daddy bears.”

“Really.”

“Uh-huh.”

She looks at me.

“C’mon. We should go find them.”

“Okay.”

She swings her legs out of the hammock and steps onto the plastic table that doubles as a step.

“We can go barefoot. You don’t need your shoes Mommy.”

I slip out of the hammock and follow her lead – on tip toe, back hunched, finger to lips in the universal symbol for ’shhhhhhhh’.

“Let’s ask the people if they know where the bears are,” she whispers over her shoulder.

“Okay,” I whisper back.

“Excuse me but can you tell me how to find the bears?”

We pause and listen to their answer.

“Thank you. C’mon Mommy, they said the bears are this way. To the left.”

We turn right and creep around the tent.

“Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! A hawk! A hawk! Quick! Throw stuff at it and it will go away.”

We throw grass, dandelions and twigs.

“Whew. It’s gone. But it was a nice hawk.”

“It was?”

“Yes. It said to watch out for the crocodiles.”

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5 comments

 No.1 
Barb:

Amazing. She is a doll.

July 14th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
 No.2 

Oh Lisa. What fun and reminded me it’s been awhile since the girls and I have gone on a bear hunt.

July 14th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
 No.3 

I knew there was a Mumma Blogger in there trying to get out.

This is a lovely post. But to make it REALLY fun, go back to the beginning and read only to the line, “C’mon. We should go find them.”

But read it assuming Alexandra isn’t super cute and super sweet, but a super-creepy child character from a horror movie. Hitchcock, even.

Am I right?

July 15th, 2009 at 9:57 am
 No.4 

What a lively, lovely imagination this grandchild of ours has. Keep reading those books to her and loving her to bits. She is too precious.

July 15th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
 No.5 
Christine:

Ah, the sweetness of the innocent. I guess she doesn’t know that the real creature to strike fear into the hearts and minds of Rothesay residents isn’t the crocodile… it’s the evil colven-hoofed garden-eating deer!

August 28th, 2009 at 9:41 am

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